The Horror The Horror
In times of horror what else is there to do on the Internet but start a blog entry off with a joke. Several years ago I saw a wildly funny comedienne ('tis true, Christopher Hitchens - and she was cute as a button, too) do a bit on the bus: "So I end up having to take the bus because I'm a comedienne. Anyway, I get to the bus station, take a look around, and immediately grab the phone and call 'America's Most Wanted' - I FOUND EVERYBODY!"
I guess she must've given birth to a dead baby after that performance because I've never seen her again (for you readers not in the know, Christopher Hitchens believes women can't be funny because dead babies are a hard comedy sell - just ask Oscar Wilde).
But cereally, I think I have the solution to preventing such horrific and random acts of bus violence as stabbing and decapitating fellow passengers - just have rightwing internutters ride the bus with their laptops handy. Those heroic bloggers and commenters know exactly what to do in times such as these which are a direct result of Feminism and the Liberal Media: USE THE SHIFT KEY AND LOTS OF EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
