Do Something, Joe!
What kind of lazy-arsed good-for-nothing running-mate is Joe Biden, anyway? Do something, numb-nuts! Shoot a polar bear, fire an in-law, knock up a teenager! Cripes, what do you think this is, anyway? Amateur hour? This is the BIG SHOW!! Now get out there and cause a ruckus! Your country will thank you! Or, at least, vote for your Party...
