O.L.D. Women
Apparently the hilariously named R.E.A.L. Women (because real women would be misleading) is celebrating its 25th anniversary. I know this because all its purse-lipped Conservative supporters are posting white-gloved entries of congratulations, butt cheeks firmly squeezed together, Feminist voodoo dolls liberally stuck through with pins.
But really, there's only one question to ask about these people: What is it about OTHER women having choices that so terrifies R.E.A.L. Women and its Conservative supporters?
Why, it's that ALL women will soon have the sorts of choices once only money could buy, of course. So, tough nuts, Ladies Who Lunch and the Men Who Want To Pin Them. The class system has been overthrown, the courts will prevail, and you will have to live with the fact that my daughters will one day have the same rights in law as your sons.
Even Stephen Harper and his New Conservatives can't turn back time. We have overcome, Sisters. Let Freedom Reign.

