Pimpin' Like It's 1978!
I learned today over at Broadsides that Howard Stern is pimping a woman on his radio show (ala Pretty Baby circa 1978): SimpleSimonMetAHymen. Now, as I said in a comment over there, I have a hard time deciding which is funnier - Howard Stern? Or cancer? And it seems like an odd ratings grab attempt for a radio show, but what the hell do I know? Video killed the radio star for me when I was like... born. And I like the unintentional send up of virginity. I mean, most girls break their hymens long before they have sexual intercourse for the first time, so virginity isn't really anything more than a gag item for a radio show auction, anyway.
Remember girls - virginity is just another meaningless Patriarchal construct to be ignored. Like Howard Stern.
