Miss America Gets Macho
I was reading recently about males becoming more female due to pollution levels (the Vatican blames women's Pill filled urine - but, of course, the Vatican WOULD blame women's Pill filled urine, wouldn't it) but has anybody noticed how masculine Miss America is looking? I mean, any one of those beauty queens looks like she could bench press an entire football team. No wonder they all have boob implants. How the hell else would we know they were female?
But seriously, maybe males look like they're becoming more female because females are starting to look like bulked up gorillas.
