And Stop Shopping Everybody
Seriously, what is this fear of not shopping thing our governments have managed to instill in us over the years? I mean, what the hell has shopping done for our economies, anyway? Christ, we shopped 'til we dropped believing it was the best thing since sliced bread and look at the mess we're in now. Really, since no one who's anyone seems to know what they're talking about, what's with the not shutting up?
And buy American? Good grief. Please, tell us how, with a decimated manufacturing sector and a resource sector owned by China, Americans are supposed to buy American, dude. I mean, c'mon. Magical powers are one thing, but buying American is another. Besides, do we really want one billion unemployed Chinese people hanging around with nothing better to do than deciding to jump up and down at the same time and knock planet Earth out of orbit.
Gawd. Think first, then shut up, please.

