The Plains of Abrahamgate
Actually, if you really stop and think about it (and your professional pundits clearly haven't - so allow me) the Ps of A were far more realistically re-enacted in the cancellation of the historical re-enactment than they could ever have been on the fields of pretend battle.
Aha, you say - Sooey cuts to the chase yet again. True enough, Dear Reader, true enough. But credit where credit is due: I got the idea while reading Michael Coren's predictable and derivative of other predictable and derivative columns column lamenting the loss of the supposed non-politically-correct days when British white male Conservative Christian pundits ruled and French white male Separatists drooled.

