Pork Doesn't Kill People
Listeria in pork products kills people.
How embarrassing, just as the pork industry launches a campaign to have swine flu called something else, hoping to get the message out there that "pork doesn't kill people", there's another listeria outbreak and pork products are recalled from the shelves of grocery stores.
And, you know, eating pork might not give us swine flu, but... well... actually - if we didn't consume so much cheap pork, it's unlikely conditions on hog farms would be such that they'd produce swine flu - would they...
But the way, when all is said and done, I'll bet dollars to donuts that more Canadians died in the hushed up listeria crisis than will die in this sound the alarms swine flu epidemic.
