Neo-Marriage and Miss California
So, it turns out pageant organizers paid for breast implants to give Miss California a lift in her bid for the Miss America crown.
Heheh - I bet they wish they'd done an IQ test first.
I mean, the fact that beauty contests are the gayest man-made invention since marriage suddenly seems entirely lost on everyone who should know better, but now that Miss California has gone and opened her big dumb yap about how "traditional marriage" (which I call Neo-Marriage - yes, with capitals) should be between one man and one woman, I have to ask, speaking of women - why the implants, Miss California?
I mean, seriously, I think we need to see her vagina now - just to make sure there's not a penis lurking around down there. Afterall, if she had to get implants to look like a REAL woman...
