Lame Holidays
Happy Solstice, everybody!
Oh, and happy father's day, I guess. Although, father's day kind of lines up next to secretary's day, or should, if you ask me - a secretary. But a mother, too. I mean, mother's day is sexist enough but when society tries to play even/steven by having father's day, too, it really just serves to take away what little cache there is from mother's day, don't you think? Of course you do. Unless you're a man, in which case you never have to give a thought to either because you've got women to do that for you. And I'm not even bitter. I'm just being honest for a change. Yeah. That's right. For a change. That's because women have to lie all the time to keep society from falling apart at the seams. So yeah, happy father's day. So go ahead and take time for yourself. Don't worry about the rest of us. It's your special day. Just for you. The man of the house.
