Michael Who?
No offence to all those grieving nutcases out there, but wasn't Michael Jackson last seen alive WEARING A BURKA IN SAUDI ARABIA?! I mean, ferchrissakes people. Get a grip.
Although, to be fair, I suppose it's possible that millions of Earthlings doing the moonwalk has spared us further attempts by NASA to have us walking on the moon.
Gawd. The moon. How over-rated did the moon turn out to be, eh?
