Wafergate
In my opinion, religion is just one big-assed man-made excuse for bad behaviour, but I suppose if you're the Catholic Church and society has had a legal spotlight focused on your paedophilic priests and nazi popes for a decade or two - you'd want to remind everybody of the importance of communion wafer protocol, too.
Myself, I think the Prime Minister pocketed that communion wafer so he could put a little peanut butter on it later, maybe wash it down with a glass of milk. It doesn't matter. You know why? Because wafers are only as holy as you THINK they are.
Addendum: I wonder what the Catholic God's punishment is for lying on behalf of someone who pocketed a communion wafer instead of eating it - eh, PMO? (And who knows what kind of sacrilege the PM got up to with that wafer once he was safely out of the Catholic God's house and back at 24 Sussex Drive.) I bet it's burning in hell for all of eternity. Haha, fartcatchers.
