Let The Games Begin
Why do New Conservatives refer to "having elections" as "playing political games"?
Uh, no, actually. When we go to the polls, New Conservatives, it gives Canadians the opportunity to turf incompetent governments. Since heading to the polls is the only way we can do that, we're quite happy to head to head to the polls this fall. So please don't speak for us when you express your disdain for democracy, elections, and all that "stuff" (i.e. boot-warping-fear) that, hopefully, will see you bastards lining up for E.I. this winter.
