Sooey Says

I think Sarah Palin is the Preston Manning of American politics. She's going to split the Right in the United States. And Democrats are going to scoff and chuckle and win an election or two on the back of the two beasts created by a split Right. THEN the Sarah Palin Party is going to swallow the Republican Party whole, as it stands there dumbstruck and impotent, and form a brand new Conservative Party of America.

It'll be called the New Conservative Party of America.

Then, because her kooky accent has become such a target of mockery by liberal America, Sarah Palin shall give way to her successor, Levi, and he will be elected President of the United States of America.

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