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Ottawette
Joined: 07 Mar 2009
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| Sheena wrote: | | It would be more ironical if you took your Crohn's and Colitis mug and shoved it up your ass. |
Well, actually, my ass isn't nearly big enough to accommodate a mug, Sheena. Maybe I should mail it to you, and have you do the honours. On second thought, maybe I should have them send you three, four or five...or maybe six.
How was it that you once put it here? You were 'slightly broad in the hips'?
More like slightly blocking out the sun...LM(non-huge)AO.
Hey, tell me, though...where can I buy one of your nifty, insane-o funhouse mirrors?
Do those pants make your ass look big? No, your ass makes your ass look big. Jesus fucking Christ, your ass would look big next to Jupiter.
Have a nice day, dear. 
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mozo
Joined: 19 Aug 2005
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Location: greater trauma area
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| Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 6:01 am Post subject: |
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not even safe in yer own home...the horror, the horror
Handling of tenant's 'poo' flood leaves smell
May 25, 2009 04:30 AM
JOE FIORITO
On the 9th of May, Nadia Ibrahim was getting ready to go out. She was on her way to a training course.
She was planning to leave the baby with her mother, and she was checking things one last time, the way you do when you are about to leave home for the day. Nadia lives at 190 Woolner Ave., in community housing.
She thought she heard running water. Hmm. She knew she hadn't left the tap on. She opened the bathroom door and peeked inside.
We spoke the other day. She said, "The water in the toilet was rising. It was yellowy, browny, greeny; and it wasn't just water. There was also water coming in the bathtub, coming from the overflow – the same water, yellow and green – and there were physical clumps of poo. I started to cry like a little kid."
http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/article/639752
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Sheena
Joined: 16 Aug 2005
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Location: Vulgaria
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| Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 6:53 am Post subject: |
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TS, fuck off.
Sooey - I'm flouncing until the shrieky harridan is gone. It was fun poking a stick at her predictable open oozing sores for a while, but even that thrill is gone. The joy and wit and humour of this place is lost on me when I log in and see her humourless bile and pathetic suck ups. Ping me when she's gone. You guys know where to find me in meat world.
Welcome to your new online home, TS. Make it over in your own image. Again.
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Ottawette
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| Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 6:58 am Post subject: |
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| Sheena wrote: | TS, fuck off.
Sooey - I'm flouncing until the shrieky harridan is gone. It was fun poking a stick at her predictable open oozing sores for a while, but even that thrill is gone. The joy and wit and humour of this place is lost on me when I log in and see her humourless bile and pathetic suck ups. Ping me when she's gone. You guys know where to find me in meat world.
Welcome to your new online home, TS. Make it over in your own image. Again. |
Awwww....poor wittle baby. You go have a nice flouncie.
Lots and lots and lots of fun, I guess, when you "poke, poke, poke" at people over the years, with your hate-filled, sickening sociopathy.
No, not so much fun when they *finally* decide to poke back, though, is it?
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Pat McKittie
Joined: 18 Aug 2005
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| Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 8:09 am Post subject: |
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So Ottaw-all-wet have you always been such an insecure bitch?
Can you not leave & go where you have some friends? This place was so much more fun without you. You have added nothing but criticism and slinging poo at other people. This is a forum where people add creative posts - things that are fun and interesting instead of slinging poo.
You're not funny - you are rude and insulting. Sheena adds good advice - fuck off.
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Kierkegaard
Joined: 16 Aug 2005
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| Ottawette wrote: | | Even were it true that every single person on this site hated my guts (it isn't, btw, but just for the sake of argument), I would still hold my own. |
are you kidding?
your ass. here, let me show you it.
you haven't managed to address any particular person without reference to your imagined offline virtues (e.g. 'my period is six hours long!') or pointing the finger at others' offline faults (e.g. they have digestive systems). then someone nails you and you spiral into some new personal confession to help drive your point off the edge of a cliff that it would be really stupid to follow you down.
hold your own? crash and burn, try. gawd.
i will say, however, that as stunningly witless as you are, you've at least helped to remind us all what the word 'retarded' means. the word gets used so often that it sometimes loses its meaning. so thanks.
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victor immature
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Location: Outer Lesbonia, Dale Of Yorricks
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Marian
Joined: 27 May 2006
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| sooey wrote: | My friend was on a road trip with her husband and their dog and when they stopped for ice cream she thought, "I'll get one for the dog too". Anyway, she had pictured him licking the ice cream as she held the cone for him instead of him snatching the whole thing and downing it in one gulp before almost instantly puking it back up on her shoes.
On that same trip, she got a haircut that we called, "The Prince Valiant".
Then her husband left her for her sister. |
Maybe it's the insomnia talking but this has got to be one of the funniest posts ever.
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Marian
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Okay let's take a vote. TS, pity or hate?
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Rob Graham
Joined: 04 Nov 2005
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Pity.
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The truth is out there but the lies are in your head. - Terry Pratchett
My website. 
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Ottawette
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| Kierkegaard wrote: | | hold your own? crash and burn, try. gawd. |
Oh, I don't know about that, Kierkie. I've made Sheena flounce. Twice. This time on her own turf, no less. I'd say the results speak for themselves (and I'd like to see any of you pull them off...lol).
Bullies always bail if someone decides to fight back. She's just lucky I took my sweet time about taking the bait.
It's a shame so many of you have the bizarrely wrong take on the situation. But I can't really be bothered about that. I've had many more kudos than 'fuck you's today.
Hey, she had a good run, right? She's been "poke-poke-poking" at me (have her explain that lovely phrase) for what? Four, five years? It was only a matter of time until even I got fed up.
But, seriously, this is your board, these are your peeps. I've had my fun, and I've made my point (and then some). If the flouncing, stomping, pouting, poor-me, control freak sociopath won't bring her ball back unless I am forever banished, then please, do go ahead and honour her ultimatum.
I promise there will be no hard feelings.
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sooey
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Oh. I thought you'd pick Ezboard.
So, then.
Well.
Gosh.
This is a bit awkward, isn't it.
Are you sure you don't want to post on Ezboard?
Or... wait... this isn't going to be like when Franco died, is it?
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idler
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Hold on, maybe it's a good thing if Sheena has flounced.
Like Janet Jackson asked, what has she done for me lately?
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idler
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| Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 9:15 pm Post subject: |
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| Ottawette wrote: | | I've had many more kudos than 'fuck you's today. |
That would be a sweet country song title if you changed "kudos" into something less intellectualic and more bumpkinlike.
Like "high fives" or something.
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sooey
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Speaking of making yourself useful as a roving ambassador, IDLER, perhaps you could declare a state of emergency over on Ezboard (rudderless, absent Administrator, 8ace busy gnawing off his own foot to save money on shoes, tiki fallen and unable to get up from under a pile of angry abandoned sock puppets) and install yourself as The Grand Poobah (in the privacy of your own home, of course) hastening the return of, like, you know, somebody to save the board from oblivion as planned by "Unibombelvid" who's taken one too many shots to the head from Ernie Coombs Forever.
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