The Missing Cunt
Okay. I don't care what Belinda Stronach was doing when she wasn't warming her seat in the Old Boy's Club that is the Canadian House of Commons (the Senate, I guess, being the Even Older Boy's Club...), BUT - imagine yourself (and you're a hard-working single-mother - BLACK, too - CRIPPLED, maybe - even... FAT!) absent at a general staff meeting and you're referred to by a male co-worker from your former department as "The Missing Cunt". Because THIS GUY - the boss's second-in-command, who is, for no good reason, not only envious of a popular project you've been busting a hump over lately, but still - STILL - bruising from a one-night stand you had with him while on a road trip together back before you jumped ship to another department - figures he can get away with it.
And yeah - lo and behold - he can! Because the boss likes him better'n you on account of you bailed to another department when he became boss and he's never really forgiven you for it.
Oh - and also - HE HATES WOMEN!!! Oh - and he's an Islamic Fundamentalist. Oh - and your former co-worker is a SOCIALIST!
So yeah, in your absence (while you're off doing, er, working on your new popular project) your jealous former co-worker takes the opportunity to humiliate you in your absence (i.e. - behind your back) by pointing to your empty chair at the meeting and smirking, "Hey look - it's The Missing Cunt. Again. I wonder who, I mean, what she could be DOING that's more important than this meeting." AND, for whatever reason - but probably because HE HATES WOMEN!!! - your old boss let's him away with it. Or maybe says, "I'd say whore or ho. Cunt is pretty rude." Because, like, it's no secret that you're not a virgin AND your old boss is an Islamic Fundamentalist... TERRORIST! probably, too.
So yeah. The former co-worker whose cock you once sucked, or sucked once...
AHA! That's it! How could we all have been so blind! Peter Mackay, the Not-So-Honourable-Anymore-Eh?, is mad because not only is Belinda Stronach no longer SUCKING HIS COCK!!! but he has to sit across from her while she doesn't SUCK HIS COCK!!!, knowing full well that she's SUCKING SOME OTHER GUY'S COCK!!!!!
And there you go. You can dress it up. You can take it out. But bitter's bitter. And, let's face it. What were Belinda Stronach and Peter Mackay doing that so enraged the CURRENT Minister of Foreign Affairs in the NEW Conservative Government of Canada that he would call his Ex-Girlfriend - essentially a nobody even in Opposition - A DOG? Well... HE'S STILL BITTER!!! And - BECAUSE HE CAN!!!
And that's what's weird in all this - it's the reaction, er, I mean - NON-REACTION! - of his boss to the carryon. Instead of the Prime Minister offering some bosserly advice, like, say, "The blow jobs have moved on, my friend. The blow jobs have moved on. Get over it. Stop being bitter. Look at me. I've never even HAD a blow job." He kind of, well didn't do anything. Just let him - carryon...
Still, let's face it - we've all been there. Even if the Prime Minister never has. But we haven't been there on camera in the House. And that's the difference between us and Peter Mackay. And isn't that just too bad. Not to mention - so sad.
So, don't even bother apologizing now, Foreign Affairs dude. Let us who've been there (albeit not on camera in the House, as I like to say - over and over and over) at the very least NOW enjoy the slow agonizing death of the privileged son of a... well... let's just say... another slightly-less-than-legitimate Member of a Conservative Government. Not the New one, of course. The Old one. Where at least the old boss...
Okay, okay. I won't go there. (Italian whores, Italian whores, Italian whores...)
By the way, is the old ex-ball-and-chain (as in, the dog in question) an advocate for MY rights? Well... no worse than nothing - ye auld New Conservative Government of Canada.
Yup. She's no worse than nothing.
MR. PRIME MINISTER!!!
